- "I am Only-One Cannotbe, a Jebi Knight in service of the..."
- ―Only-One Cannotbe, cut off by Shawn Duet[src]
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Biography
Early Life
Expendable Jebi
Apprenticeship
The Spiff Revealed
Search for Lon Jennon
13th Annual Company Sparring Picnic
Duel with Dharth Tyrannical-Fascist
Escape from Daftooine
Change of Direction
Apocalyptic Battle
Guy-Gone's Death
Spiff Defeated
Return to Croissant
Knighthood
Spacefleet General
Council Member
The Rhast Incident
Contacted by Guy-Gone
Tracking Guy-Gone
The Battle of Geneosmosis
Guy-Gone's Trial
Personality & Traits
Powers & Abilities
Swordfighting
Jebi Powers
Cannotbe's Ships
D.S.X. Machina
Behind the Scenes
Only-One Cannotbe was played by Sean Stewart. He is a parody of Obi-Wan Kenobi, particularly in the Star Wars Prequels.
Cancelled Sequels
Appearances
- Spoof Wars Episode XII: The Dubious Maneuver (First appearance)
- Return of the Smuggler
- Dark Equilibrium